The Race to Obesity

That Murphy girl is FAT.. I mean really fat, Orca fat.    I was cute in HS, stretching the limits of a junior size 13… but this is just regoddamndiculous. I have a BMI that puts me in the “Morbidly Obese” or “Very Obese” or “Extreme Obesity” category..depending on which website you use.  You know… the RED area of the graph??  And I wasn’t just over the line, either. Oh no… I was well within the demilitarized zone of the battle of the bulge (yeah I used “battle of the bulge” in a weight loss topic. shoot me) 

I am happy to report I am almost back to being just plain Obese.  Such a weird goal to have… to strive for, to reminice about “honey, remember when I was Obese? Those were good days… good times”.

I’ll report in when I am Obese.  Wish me luck!